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The Revolutionaries' Toilet Paper Tissue Box
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The Revolutionaries' Toilet Paper Tissue Box

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The Great Tissue Conspiracy: A “Tissue” Box for the Enlightened

Let’s get one thing straight: you’ve been lied to . Hoodwinked. Utterly bamboozled by Big Tissue™. They have convinced you that dainty, over-packaged, mark-up-laden “facial tissues” are the only way to gently pat your pweshus widdle nose. Do you know what those tissues really are? Toilet paper with delusions of grandeur.

That’s where this bourgeoisie-defying toilet paper tissue box comes in. The the tissue box of the revolution. The Revolutionaries' Tissue Box.

Since You’ve Been Conditioned to Think This is Weird, Here's How This Works

Instead of throwing your hard-earned money at absurdly expensive paper squares wrapped in three layers of corporate deceit, this box lets you use what you should have been using all along: toilet paper.

That’s right—take basically any standard roll of toilet paper, rip out that inner cardboard core (a step that may initially feel wrong after years of capitalist brainwashing, but don't worry, you'll acclimate much faster than a trust fund baby having to make their own latte), and pull the tissue from the center and feed it through the opening in the lid.

Then, just use the twist-to-lock lid to close things up. No need to pointlessly deal with some fussy threaded nonsense that expects the precision of a Swiss watchmaker. You have better things to do—and so do I—like breaking free from the shackles of corporate tissue propaganda.

The rich and powerful have played their sleight of hand so long, this all probably seems utterly baffling, so here, I made you a video.

That's it. No fuss, no wasteful cardboard-plastic-hybrid box with that stupid little plasticky mouth. Just the pure, uncut efficiency of the proletariat’s hygiene paper of choice.

The Three Lid Variants: Choose What Works for You (updated)

There are two lid options. Both feature a cross-shaped opening to guide the tissue through the top, but each has a slightly different approach:

- The Classic Lid – This version has a smooth, rounded opening. It allows tissue to be pulled out easily while minimizing the risk of tearing before you’re ready. Best for standard toilet paper or those who prefer a clean pull every time. Smooth smooth

- The Experimental Lid – This version adds jagged edges along the cross pattern to help tear off sheets more easily. It's ideal for tougher or more durable toilet paper but it might snag more frequently. Choose this if you don’t mind a little extra friction in exchange for easier tearing.  Snaggy snag - The Closed Lid - Yeah, it's just a box now. You can store all sorts of things in it, like the ashes of burned manifestos, perhaps lists of comrades turncoats who crossed the picket line and are now dead to you. Snacks maybe? Can fill the box with dry beans now and use it as an impromptu musical instrument in protest songs. Also a great way to have dry beans available if you get hungry and don't mind chewing a lot.

A demonstration of how boxes work!

So you printed 6 styles before you found the perfect one to keep your toilet paper, but now you have five that you want to use for something . I got you. The new Closed Lid does just that! See this, tissue industry? This is what true innovation looks like. Less , not more.

Twenty-Two Styles to Suit Your Revolutionary Aesthetic

Pick a version that speaks to your anti-establishment heart:

Impressionist Wood Grain – A modern style wood grain inspired pattern with exaggerated lines and depth, reminiscent of a master painter’s take on nature’s own texture. Organic, untamed, and unapologetic.

Printed in Wood PLA

Realistic Wood Grain – A more realistically detailed bark-like surface. It has a more rugged, organic appearance, almost like the section of a thick branch.

Printed in Wood PLA

Fire – A dynamic, twisting pattern that mimics the flickering tongues of flame, because nothing complements a good rebellion like a playful little nod to arson.

Printed in Copper Silk PLA

Sand Dunes – Smooth, flowing ridges that build up toward the top of the box, bringing to mind wind-swept patterns of desert dunes—and a perpetual reminder of what we can look forward to our planet looking like if we don't do something about the billionaires and oil barons.

Printed in Gold Silk PLA

Cracked Concrete – Deep, fractured textures that resemble an aged, crumbling concrete surface, not unlike the public infrastructure corporate greed tries to prevent us from addressing.

Printed in Grey PLA

Ancient Civilization – A blend of carved, interlocking geometric patterns inspired by the stonework of long-lost cultures.

Printed in Marble PLA

Swirls – A rich, dense, looping design that evokes baroque flourishes, intricate floral motifs, and the chaos of a world too complex for mass-market uniformity.

Printed in Two-Tone Silk PLA

Modern Triangles – Sharp, asymmetric facets arranged in random, fractured sequence, much like societies growing distrust for humanity's public institutions.

Printed in Blue Silk PLA

Bamboo – Vertical, textured stalks running up the sides, mimicking the natural segments of bamboo. A subtle nod to sustainable materials, minus the corporate greenwashing. Hey, even the proletariat should get to have a little hypocrisy, as a treat.

Printed in Matte Green PLA (a color which I deeply loath, but I have a whole spool of)

Runes - Encourage wealth, invite healing and invoke protection with a box inspired by Nordic runes, carved into ancient chiseled stone. Style suggested by an imaginative MakerWorld user.

Printed in Marble PLA

Gears - Like the gears of an economy grinding to a halt under the hoarding greed of a handful of unimaginably rich people, these gears go nowhere and do nothing. But they sure do look cool. Suggested by an imaginative MakerWorld user.

Printed in Silver PLA Silk

Floral Vines - Imagine the world if we pulled it from the claws of corporate executives and gave it back to nature. Suggested by user HEC.

Guides and print profiles

Print profiles and steps

Original Styles & Lids (Print Only What You Need) ‼️ NOTE: This profile no longer contains all of the available styles and lids! This profile is already the maximum size that MakerWorld allows. New styles and lid options are available in their own profiles!

This is a general profile which contains all the styles and both lids on separate plates. Choose a style, and choose a lid. Disregard those you are not interested in. If you need a wider size option to fit your toilet paper, choose one of the style-specific profiles which also contain a wider option.

Classic Lid This is the Classic Lid. This lid will help tissue pull from the box smoothly with less chance of snagging. Plate one features the standard size, and the plate two features a larger lid for the wider boxes available in the individual box style profiles.

Ancient Civilization - Style Box This is the Ancient Civilization style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Experimental Lid This is the Experimental Lid. This may help more robust tissue tear off, but it's also a lot more likely to snag. Give it a try, or don't. Plate one features the standard size, and the plate two features a larger lid for the wider boxes available in the individual box style profiles.

Cracked Concrete - Style Box This is the Cracked Concrete style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Realistic Wood Grain - Style Box This is the Realistic Wood-Grain style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Floral Vines - Style Box This is the Floral Vines style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Fire - Style Box This is the Fire style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Swirls - Style Box This is the Swirls style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Gears - Style Box This is the Gears style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Paisley - Box Style This is the Paisley style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Impressionist Wood Grain - Style Box This is the Impressionist Wood-Grain style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Runes - Style Box This is the Runes style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

0.2mm layer, 2 walls, 15% infill This is the Studded Leather style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Sand Dunes - Style Box This is the Sand Dunes style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Topography - Style Box This is the Topography style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Bamboo - Style Box This is the Bamboo style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Dragon Scales - Style Box This is the Dragon Scales style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

The Frickin' Moon - Style Box This is the Frickin' Moon style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Honeycombs - Style Box This is the Honeycombs style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Closed Lid As requested here's a lid without an opening, so now it's just a fancy looking cylindrical box.

Modern Triangles - Style Box This is the Modern Triangles style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Impressionist Waves - Style Box This is the Impressionist Waves style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Butterflies - Style Box This is the Butterflies style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Diamonds - Style Box This is the Diamonds style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Stone Fill - Style Box This is the Stone Fill style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Oval Leaves - Style Box This is the Oval Leaves style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

Bumps - Style Box This is the Bumps style box. Plate one features the standard size box at about 130mm, and plate two features a wider size box at about 150mm. Print the size you need.

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